[Comic: Pressing Matters]
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Pressing Matters


Since I don't actually remember most of my own childhood, I sometimes wonder if there's some stuff that I'm repressing. But really, if I am, do I really want to find out what it is? We keep trying to fight our own brains natural defense mechanisms with therapy and such, but isn't there a reason that our brains have evolved this way?

You know there probably was a subset of the human race that didn't repress anything at all. You know why they aren't around anymore? Because they spent all their time bitching and whining instead of moving forward with their lives!

Now if you'll excusing me, I need to start my morning ritual of holding a loaded gun in my mouth with one hand while I masturbate with the other.

Jerk-Off by Ty Halley is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.